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Buckfast our other national drink

Post by Homer on Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:13 am

Add your pic's lol



lol! lol! cheers cheers cheers Very Happy Very Happy cheers cheers lol! lol!
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Re: Buckfast our other national drink

Post by cyberjack on Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:16 am

· oh we dont take trip or lsd,
we dont smoke blow and we dont take e,
we dont need drugs to have a good time,
cause we are the lads of the buckfast wine !

oh we dont drink beer and we dont drink gin,
we dont drink vodka with a lemonade in ,
were a wee bit partial to the bristol cream,
we are the buckfast wine team!!!!!
geek geek geek


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Re: Buckfast our other national drink

Post by Homer on Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:59 pm

KING OF DRINK'S




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ODE TO BUCKY...

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:00 am

Ode to buckfast

There is place in Devon that's a favourite place of mine,
It's name is Buckfast Abbey where they make a special wine,
The wine is made with love and pride by Benedictine monks,
Who dance on grapes with dirty feet then strain it through their trunks.


They drink the wine in Africa, they drink the wine in France,
They'd drink it in Arabia if given half the chance,
They drink it on the Shankill Road they drink it in Ardoyne'
King Billy had a bottle at the battle of the Boyne.

The Buckfast is a wine of peace for Catholic and for Prod,
You can drink it if you're Rocker you can drink it if you're Mod,
You can drink it if you're gay or straight or yellow black or white,
You can use the empty bottle if the peelers want a fight.

In all four corners of the world the Buckfast wine is sold,
The monks are raking in the dough, It's just like liquid gold,
Some spend their cash on fancy cars, some spend their cash on sweets,
A lot gets spent on laundry bills to clean their crispy sheets.

The head monks name was Dominic and he was ninety four,
One day they found old Dominic stone cold upon the floor,
They called the undertaker but they told him "take your time",
Old Dominic embalmed himself by drinking Buckfast wine.

The monks all like to pic-nic when the day is bright and warm,
Though when the wine is in them they would pic-nic in a storm,
They sit upon the fresh green grass and they begin to dine,
On eighty bags of Monster Munch and twenty crates of wine.

The Abbey had a gardener, his name was brother Gus,
He had a nasty accident while running for a bus,
His legs were amputated but he really didn't mind,
Cause he always ends up legless when he drinks the Buckfast wine.

To be a Buckfast Abbey monk you must be pure and true,
You can't smoke funny cigarettes, you can't go sniffing glue,
You're not allowed to swear or curse you can't be on the take,
But unlike in a sperm bank you can drink the stuff you make.

The Buckfast monks returned from war in 1945,
Though some of them were blown to bits the rest came back alive,
They never ever fired a gun, they used the wine instead,
While Hitlers troops were lying pissed the allies shot them dead.

Though you may think the Buckfast monks have life down to a tee,
The monking life is very hard, It's tough believe you me,
They work their fingers to the bone in sackcloth, robes and shawl,
I know that some wear pin stripe suits, just some though not them all.

So when you buy some Buckfast wine please stop and spare a thought,
Remember those who slaved away to make the wine you bought,
Just close your eyes then bow your head and give them full respect,
Then crack the bottle open mate and get it down your neck!


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THE BUCKFAST PRAYER...

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:04 am

OUR TONIC. WHICH ART IN BARRELS.
HALLOWED BE THY DRUNK.
THY WILL BE DRUNK.
AT HOME AS IN THE TAVERN.
GIVE US OUR TOENAILS.
AND FORGIVE OUR SPILLAGES.
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE
WHO SPILL BUCKY AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT TO INCARCERATION.
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE BUCKFAST.
THE TONIC AND THE BUCKY
FOREVER AND EVER. AMEN ... geek
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Re: Buckfast our other national drink

Post by Homer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:16 am

MONK AT WORK



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bucky wine...

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:43 am



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WOT .. NO BUCKIE .. FUCKSAKE !!

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:54 am

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Re: Buckfast our other national drink

Post by Homer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:59 am

HEAVEN





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MMMMMMMMMMMM...THE NECTAR DUDE...

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:03 am

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MORE BUCKIE PICS...

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:09 am

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EVEN MORE BUCKKY PICS...

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:17 am

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Re: Buckfast our other national drink

Post by Homer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:22 am

MY PRECIOUS

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BUCKFAST...MADE BY MONKS .... DRUNK BY DRUNKS...LOL

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Post by Homer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:25 pm

BUCKFAST ON TOUR IN THE CANARY ISLAND'S



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WILLIAM WALLACE....

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Post by Homer on Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:58 pm

IM COMING TO GET MORE BUCKFAST FROM YOU

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THIS IS WHY I DON'T GET MUCH SLEEP ....( CAN'T GET UP THE F*CKIN STAIRS) ..

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Post by Homer on Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:28 pm

AAH SKITTLES NOW THEIR EMPTY

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The wine teams epitaph....

Post by cyberjack on Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:11 pm

· Oh.. we dont take trip or lsd,
we dont smoke blow and we dont take E,
we dont need drugs to have a good time,
cause we are the lads of the Buckfast wine !

Oh we dont drink beer and we wont drink gin,
we dont drink vodka with a lemonade in ,
were a wee bit partial to the Bristol cream,
we are the Buckfast ...wine team!!!
!!
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Post by Homer on Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:24 pm

Happy Day's

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WHAT DO U MEAN BUCKFAST MAKES U WALK LIKE A ROBOT......

Post by cyberjack on Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:42 pm

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Re: Buckfast our other national drink

Post by Homer on Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:58 pm

Taken 5 minutes ago lol
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EVEN MORE BUCKY PICS...

Post by cyberjack on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:11 pm

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DARWIN'S THEORY.....

Post by cyberjack on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:31 pm

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THE REAL HOLY WATER....

Post by cyberjack on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:56 pm

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Post by Homer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:21 pm

A TOUCH OF CLASS

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Post by Homer on Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:20 pm

LISTEN TO ME !!!

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Rolf loves the bucky....

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MY AUNTIE LIZ....

Post by cyberjack on Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:18 pm

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Post by Homer on Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:03 pm

I'm No Pished Honest

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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NEW GOVERNMENT LEGISLATION ..

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BLESS YOU SON......

Post by cyberjack on Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:04 pm


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Post by Homer on Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:46 pm

NIGHT CAP LOL



Sleep Sleep Sleep cheers cheers cheers Wink Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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BUCKFAST FAMILY RE-UNION

Post by cyberjack on Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:36 pm

B.V.F. FAMILY RE-UNION


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Post by Hammerhead! on Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:09 am

Great pics! funny as f*ck

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COOL CAR....

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